just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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