Why are handjobs necessary in class?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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