College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Randomize
