It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
lets start a swedish sibling band together
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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