Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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