let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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