We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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