where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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