HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
honey bunches of taint.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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