We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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