You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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