just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
It's like God shit irony all over that family
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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