dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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