Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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