He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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