Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
We had to coat check the pizza.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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