Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Boobs are out for the taking
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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