wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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