What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
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