I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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