Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
