We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Randomize
