she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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