Your tits are I can't wait for
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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