i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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