It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Say something about gay babies.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Randomize
