So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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