the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Randomize
