youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Randomize
