i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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