I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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