youre lurking in front of me
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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