You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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