So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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