She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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