Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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