Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
