This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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