Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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