you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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