Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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