she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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