Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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