How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
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You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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