Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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