Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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