talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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