a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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