and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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