i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Let the clothes fall where they may.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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