At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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