and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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